Simon: "Dear God, thank you for cheeeeese!"
Last night Jeff was teaching Simon the months of the year. He got to October with Simon repeating after him.
Jeff: "Can you say 'October'"?
Simon: "Can you say 'motorcycle'"?
Hahaha!
Simon:"I want mushrooms for breakfast. I love green mushrooms! You do too."
He has never eaten mushrooms.
Simon: "I'm Superman, so I need sausage."
Me:" Um, we don't have any sausage. Do you want yogurt and toast for breakfast."
Simon: (with a big sigh) "I guess. Rex1 (a robot he likes to pretend he is) likes yogurt."
Me: "Simon! Why did you put your toy in your yogurt?"
Simon: "He was just swimming."
Uh huh.
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