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Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Food Critic
Simon, talking about decorating for Christmas (after Thanksgiving is over) : "Is our tree fake or organic? "
A while ago, Simon learned what diabetes is. Since then, he's been concerned that he has it. He's also thought he had appendicitis. The other, day Simon asked what food poisoning is. I was vague (understandably, considering his recent run of health related fears). After I told him, this conversation ensued:
Simon : "Can you get food poisoning from fruit candies? " , which is what he calls fruit snacks. He was eating them at the time.
Me: No, you don't have food poisoning. You're a little hypochondriac. "
Simon : "What's that? "
Me: "Someone who thinks they have whatever anyone else has, whether they do or not. " Not the most accurate definition, I know.
Simon : "Oh. Is it contagious? "
Simon : "Oliver likes to eat so much I bet he's going to be a food critic when he grows up."
A while ago, Simon learned what diabetes is. Since then, he's been concerned that he has it. He's also thought he had appendicitis. The other, day Simon asked what food poisoning is. I was vague (understandably, considering his recent run of health related fears). After I told him, this conversation ensued:
Simon : "Can you get food poisoning from fruit candies? " , which is what he calls fruit snacks. He was eating them at the time.
Me: No, you don't have food poisoning. You're a little hypochondriac. "
Simon : "What's that? "
Me: "Someone who thinks they have whatever anyone else has, whether they do or not. " Not the most accurate definition, I know.
Simon : "Oh. Is it contagious? "
Simon : "Oliver likes to eat so much I bet he's going to be a food critic when he grows up."
Little Crumb
Simon told me, "I'm trying to eat healthy. You know, not as much sugar because of that diabetes thing. "
Simon, after noticing Oliver looking at the light: "You know, light can be pretty mesmerizing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon, after noticing Oliver looking at the light: "You know, light can be pretty mesmerizing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Simon: "Do you know how Ryland and I joke with each other? I tell a joke and Ryland doesn't respond. Ryland tells a joke and I don't respond. We don't understand each others' jokes, so we don't laugh. That's our thing. "
Unearthly
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Simon said excitedly, "I just gave Oliver his pacifier and he's sucking vigorously! "
Simon: "Can you come check my room? I heard a noise even though my light is on. "
Me : "It was probably a nut or something falling on the roof."
Simon: "The noise was way too unearthly for that. "
Simon is a big brother!
Last night, Simon said to Jeff incredulously, " You're making tea THIS late? "
Jeff had to explain that his tea doesn't have caffeine.
Jeff had to explain that his tea doesn't have caffeine.
Simon: "When am I getting an x-ray?"
Me: "If we are ever concerned that you've broken a bone, you'd get one then. "
Simon: "That shot really hurt. I think the needle might have poked my bone. I think I need an x-ray. "
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