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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

"I have allergies so I can't take a bath"

Some of today's Simon-isms:

Simon, while playing with a toy plane and pilot: "My pilot says his plane is his invention, but it's my invention!"

Simon: "I have allergies so I can't take a bath."

Simon: "Are you Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?"
Me: "No. I'm Mommy on the ground with Simon."
Simon: "That's even better."
Awww!

Simon fell and bumped his side on the table. He burst into tears and said, "I hurt my waist and I'm having a bad day!" And the Oscar for best actor in a drama goes to...

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