Technically...

We've had a family in town for the past six days. It's been a fun, busy week.
We all went to the zoo on Wednesday. Here are some zoo-related Simon-isms:

Me: "Did you have fun at the zoo yesterday?"
Simon: "Yesterday was kind of rough, then good."
Me: "Oh. What was rough about it?"
Simon: "When that bird wouldn't hold still so Dad could take a picture of it."
Me: "What was good?"
Simon: "When it held still."

Me: "What did you see at the zoo?"
Simon: "A diplodocus."

Simon had a bird relieve itself on his hat while we were at the zoo. It didn't mar the day at all, but Simon did tell me today that the bird that pooped on his hat was a hawk.

I took Simon in a bathroom that had an automatic towel dispenser. Simon's reaction to that was, "That's just wrong!"

The rearview mirror in our car has a little display on it that shows which direction we're driving (i.e. "e" for east). Jeff explained that to Simon. As we were driving to the store today, Simon said, "E is for east. S is for south."
Jeff: "Do you know what 'n' is for?"
Simon: "North Carolina!"

Simon: "Technically, I don't actually need a nap."