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Saturday, April 28, 2012

Biblical Blunders

Simon: "David was annoyed by oil."
Jeff: "I think you meant "anointed"."
Later on, Simon changed it to, "David was anointed by ale."

Jeff was talking about ways to share Jesus' love. He said to Simon, "Can you give me an example,please?"
Simon looked solemnly at Jeff and said, "Example."

We asked Simon what songs he's learning in kid's choir on Wednesdays. He said his favorite is the "H-I-P-P-I-E song". What are they teaching him on Wednesdays?

Me: "Simon, what did you learn about in your quiet time with Dad?"
Simon: "That man who got naked."
Simon was talking about Noah (Genesis 9:21).

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