Are We In Heaven?

We passed a Zaxby's and Simon wanted to know what the sign said. Jeff said, "Sound it out. What's the first letter?"
Simon: "Z."
Jeff: "What's the second letter?"
Simon: "Can't you guess!?!"

Me: "What did you learn about in church this morning?"
Simon: "That one guy who lowered that guy who couldn't move into that one house and he got healed. I love that story!"

Simon: "So, how was your day so far, Dad?"

Simon was in the play area at Chick-Fil-A. He was acting really timid and was kind of hanging back. I told him to go make some new friends (there were some kids about his age there). He found the only other adult in the room, sauntered up to her and said, "Hey, how's it goin'?"

Simon:"I had a blast at church, even though I got worn out there."

Simon: "Are we in heaven?"
Wanda (a friend): "No, we're on earth. It's too hot to be heaven."
Me: "Simon, what do you need to do to get to heaven?"
Simon: "Die."