Smoothies

Simon went on a play date and to look at a parade of trees with some friends.

Simon, wearing a Darth Vader mask, asked, "How does Vader brush his teeth?"
Me: "Either he takes his helmet off, or he has really bad breath."
Simon: "Wait- how does he eat?"
Me: "Smoothies."
Vader: "That's probably why he doesn't look so healthy."

Scamps was sneezing over and over. I jokingly said, "I think Scamps is allergic to life," to which Simon answered, "I think she's allergic to her own self consciousness!"

Simon was on the swing the other day. He told someone that he was "aerodynamic".