Myths

Simon, while reading a book about myths at the bookstore, yelled, "Mom! I don't have to poop everyday to be healthy! That's a myth! I can just hold it in! Ha!"
There were two people nearby who were cracking up.

We went on a mother and son date. We went to the mall, rode the escalators, danced to store Musak, and ate in the food court. Simon insisted on giving me half of his cookie because "That's what you do on dates."

Simon: "I know my job in taking care of Skippy: I'm the tattletale."

Yesterday, Simon said, "I know a lot about stuff, but I don't know everything. Like really complicated math. I don't know what x is. If you turn it sideways, it kind of looks like a plus sign. So, maybe x is plus."