Theory

Me: "I'm going to run and take the world's fastest shower while you eat breakfast."
Simon: "I might need a camera for after."
Me: "Why?"
Simon: "For when you break the word record for World's Fastest Shower."
Me: "I'm not really going to. That's just my way of saying I'll be quick."
Simon: Maybe I'll break the world record, since I hate showers."

This morning Simon decided he was sticky. He kept running into the bathroom and slathering soapy water all over himself. I told him that soap is sticky and he said, "Well, that's one theory."

Simon: "I'm really interested in birds. I like marshall eagles, and harpy eagles. I also like Millenium falcons."