Woosh!

Simon: "Mom, can I have some paper? I'm going to write a comic about Lego Ninjago #3 and so forth, etc."

Simon: "My hair is going woosh! Just like a peacock! Just like one!"

Simon: "Can I not do school right now, 'cause I'm too excited about writing my comic?"
Should I tell him that he's busy practicing handwriting (school!) right now? Nah.

Simon: "The best part of Halloween is trick-or-treating and my glow sword that is REALLY AWESOME!"

Simon: "I prayed to God about Gumpa in my head. I was trying to be subtle about it."