Onion

Walking Simon to his Lego class this morning, we passed the school spirit store. Simon read the sign, then said, "We need to go to the spirit store! We need to buy the Spirit of God!"
So many things to explain to my little guy...Simon: "Mom, your skin is as pale as an onion."
Me: "Is that good or bad?"
Simon: "It's good."
Uh...thanks?

Simon asked me a question. When I answered him, he said, "And you know, because you're older than me and you have a brain in there."Simon: "If I grow up and have kids, can you help when they poop? It's too disgusting! I don't want kids or a brother or sister because they might drool on my stuff."