We were talking with Simon today about learning to change diapers and help with the baby. I told him that if he learned how to take really good care of babies, he could babysit when he was older to earn a little money. He said, "I'll just let the baby crawl on the floor, and squirt it with a water bottle if it misbehaves."
Um...you don't discipline a baby the way you discipline a cat, buddy.
Simon: "I think the reason we can't see God is so we don't wake up in
the middle of the night, see Him sitting there, and get startled. "
Simon: "Mom, guess what? When I walk toward Scamps, she doesn't recoil in horror anymore! "
Me: "Did she ever do that? "
Simon, laughing: "Oh, yes. "
Simon: "Is lunch making you sick?"
Me: "Not so far."
Simon: "The baby found some food he likes? Yay!"
Simon: "Did you know that God contacts prophets using dreams? He doesn't text them! Ha ha ha!"
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