Flesh

Simon: "Mom, I'm running against you for School President."
Me: "You are? If you win, what will you do?"
Simon: "Make a rule: six minute breaks."
Me: "Six minutes? That's it?"
Simon: "Well, it's more than five minutes, so that's okay."
Simon while eating chicken: "What is chicken made of?"
Jeff: "Chickens!"
Simon: "Like the bird?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it is the bird."
Simon: "How do they make it taste so good?"
Jeff: "Well, that's just the-"
Simon: "Wait! Am I eating FLESH?!?!"


Simon: "Mom, I'm disappointed. Not literally. It's okay."

Simon: "Look at my Lego spaceship I just built."
Me: "That's cool!"
Simon: "That's 'cause I'm a genius.

Simon went to O2bkids with a friend yesterday. When he went down the slide, he told me it was just like the luge. I'm glad that he's excited about what he's been learning about the Olympics.