Color Blind

Simon: "In Brazil, they speak pork-you-deese."
Simon woke me up entirely too early this morning. He asked if it was time to get up yet and I mumbled sleepily, "I don't know. Is the light green?" (Simon's alarm clock is a traffic light and he's only allowed to get up when it's green). Simon said no, but then added hopefully, "But I could be color blind!".
Simon: "When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut. But can you control that centrifuge thingy? That way I don't spin too fast."

Some tidbits I heard while Simon was playing with his Legos:
"Wait. We have to pause our battle. I'm out of gas."
"Meanwhile, years later, "Finally! My training us complete!""
"Mom, I lost my Lego robot. I'm ashamed."