That's the rumor

Simon: "Anekah was at school today, so I made my move."
Me: "What was your move?"
Simon: "To say hi."

Simon: "Luke is in the Bible and in Star Wars!"
I had to explain that it wasn't the same Luke.

Simon: "Last night I had a dream that was kind of not pleasant."


During bath time:
Me: "Are you going to clean your arms?"
Simon: "That's the rumor."

Simon: " I can't take a nap today."
Me: "Really. Why not?"
Simon: "It's complicated. I'll explain later."

Simon: "I'm going to give you two hugs and two kisses. One is an "I love you" hug and kiss and the other is to say "I'm sorry for being naughty yesterday"."