Simon: "I think one kid is more than enough!"
Me (thinking he's having a hard time with being a sibling): "You're going to love your brother."
Simon: "Not that. I mean, one kid is enough because kids are a handful. I'm a handful. I mean, I want another burger..."
Simon: "I'm full. "
Me, looking up and seeing that he's eaten two bites: "No. You need to eat more than that. "
Simon: "But I ate a lot yesterday! "
Simon: "Come on, Mom! We're burning daylight here! "
Simon: "I think selling indulgences was the first scam."
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