"How do you make a wedgie? I understand the concept, but I don't know how to accomplish it. "
Simon: "Where is Dad?"
Me: "He's on his way to work."
Simon: "But what about that extra hour? "
Me: "Fallback happened yesterday, Buddy."
Simon: "Aw, but it should still be happening today! I should still get an extra hour with Dad!"
Simon: "Who's winning the votes? "
Me: "We don't know who has won yet, but Trump and Clinton are the ones to beat. "
Simon: "If you are old enough to vote, can you vote? I don't want them to win. Clinton is dishonest and Trump is too Trumpy. I mean, he's not very nice. And he's not trustworthy. And if he makes a wall, it probably won't be very strong because the workers won't build it strong since he won't be nice to them. And if Clinton wins, she might make a tax that takes my allowance! "
Simon: "When I'm grown-up and I make all my own food, do you know what I'm going to make? "
Me: "What? "
Simon: "Chip dust. "
