"If I lived in the Bible, I'd have to wear a dress"

Good morning. Most of these are from yesterday.

Simon said, out of the blue, "Mom, it's just a disco."
I don't know what he was talking about, but it made me laugh.

I took Simon to the bathroom  yesterday and he said, "Sorry, it's just not happening."

Me: "Simon, we need to change your clothes."
Simon (in a very whiny voice):"Why? I don't want to."
Me: "Because they're dirty."
Simon: "Oh. Why didn't you say so?"

Simon: "I have a very important question for you. In Diary of a Wimpy Kid, why does that kid go in the basement?"
Hahaha!

Simon: "If I lived in the Bible, I'd have to wear a dress."
Hahaha!

Simon: "I'm a him."