"Gobble, gobble! Got that?"

Yesterday I helped Simon make a fort. He told me it needed a sign. I said, "Oh, like 'keep out'?" and he answered, "Make it say 'keep in'". Hahaha!

Simon: "Gobble, gobble! Got that?"

Simon: "What's California?"
Jeff: "It's a state."
Simon: "Ohhhhh." (nods knowingly) "What's a state?"

Me: "What do you want for breakfast, Simon?"
Simon: "Tofu."
What?

Simon: "That's the problem when I try to fit in under the table and I swerve through the door. I get stuck!"

Simon: "When I grow up, I want to be a knight with a horse in red armor."
Me: "Red, huh?"
Simon: "So I can spill on it."
Hahaha!

Simon: "My friends at church are always sleeping at bedtime. It's boring!"