Snowball Fight

Good morning! Here are some new Simon-isms:

Simon: "I can't believe there's a Boba Fett in Star Wars!"

Simon was playing with his new toy cars. He grabbed my hand and said, 'I'm going to show you how we boys do it."

Simon kept turning the lights on and off. I told him to stop turning them off and he answered, "I turned the light off because I'm evil!"

Simon ran full-tilt into the wall. I asked him if he was okay (I have to be honest: I was not at all worried since he runs into the walls on a pretty regular basis) and he said, "I'm dramatic."

Simon has learned the word "confident." I tried to get him to use it in a sentence in front of Jeff. Here is the result:
Me: "When you are sure that you can do something, you are -what- in yourself?"
Simon: "Dastardly!"
Um, no.

I'm pretty tired this morning (I slept walked last night and ended up on the floor in the living room, which does not add up to a good nights' sleep) so I told Simon that I'm "falling apart at the seams".
Simon said, "But I don't hear a cracking sound."

Simon threw a wet washcloth at me and yelled, "SNOWBALL FIGHT!"
We really need to visit a cold state.
Hahahaha!

Have a great day!

"Let me tell you about my life"

Halloo! I hope you all had a great Christmas! We were ridiculously spoiled and had a fantastic time. Some of these posts are from a few days ago, since I haven't posted in the last couple of days.

Simon started carrying around a stuffed animal and explained to me that "it's my sidekick".

Simon's latest attempt to get me to "camp out" with him at his nap time, which I don't do since he REALLY doesn't sleep then: "No one's lying there" (on his pillow) "so you need to 'cause somebody's got to do it!"

Simon doused his face with water, scraped a spoon across it, then tried to dry off on the wall. When I asked him what he was doing, he said, "I'm trying to shave like a human being like Dad."

The juice cup Simon was drinking out of mysteriously disappeared. Jeff and I were looking everywhere for it. We asked him to help us find it and he went, got out his toy phone, and said, "Hello? Police? I need you to come find my juice. It's an emergency."

While we were driving, Simon suddenly yelled, "There are birds flying-pull over!"

Simon: "There are a million birds. Let's count them." He counted to ten.

When Simon saw all his presents for Christmas, his jaw dropped (he made a "CHUNG" sound because he likes sound effects) and he said excitedly, "Presents! That's amazing!'

Simon: "Mom, was I spoiled on Christmas?"
Me: "Yes! We all were."
Simon: "Oh." He thinks about it for a minute, "I like being spoiled."

Simon, to my grandparents, mom, and sister on Christmas Eve: "Let me tell you about my life."

"Fore! Five, six, seven, eight..."

Christmas anticipation is high at our house. Simon got up five times between the hours of midnight and six ("I had a bad dream"-grinning while he said this, "I need to go to the bathroom", "Tuck me in", "Blow my nose, please", and "The birds are making noise") which I'm pretty sure has something to do with the massive amount of excitement and energy. It's funny, but I'm tired.

Simon, talking about a card he drew for Jeff: "That's the card I designed about a month ago."
He talks like such a little adult!

The other day I used Simon's toy golf club lightly smack Jeff (he deserved it). I said, "fore!". Simon took the club from me, swung at Jeff, and said, "Fore! Five, six, seven, eight..." Jeff got smacked all the way up to fifteen. Hahaha! That'll teach him! Except, I can't remember what lesson he needed to learn.

Simon, talking about brontosauruses vs. T-Rex: "They scared away the bad dinosaurs with their giant speakers that say "ROAR"!

Simon learns the word "aversion"

Good morning! Here are a couple of Simonisms:

Simon: "This toy is for kids my age, right?"
Me: "Yes it is."
Simon: "I'm my age!"

Simon (on the way home from a friend's house last night):"I don't like coffee. It tastes kind of not good to me."
Of course, he has never had coffee. Can you imagine him with a caffeine jolt? The very idea makes me shudder.

Simon learned what the word "aversion" means. His use of it? "I have an aversion to sleeping for my nap."
Boy, do I know it.

Enjoy your day! I hope Simon can overcome his aversion to naps and catch some sleep today to make up for all these late nights.

Eat Augustine

Simon and I went with a friend to the Christmas boat parade last night. There was only one boat decorated, which was kind of a letdown, but we still had fun. I almost walked into a ditch heading over because it turns out my night vision is not the best. We learned that bananas taste better when they're at someone else's house (Simon ate one at my friend's house, but he won't eat them at home) and that motorized Charlie Browns are scary.

While at the parade, the police were driving up and down the bridge, warning people to get out of the road. We were trying to decide if we wanted to leave or if we should stay a little longer. I asked Simon what he wanted to do and he said, "I want to get out of the road so those policemen will stop yapping."

We're going to St. Augustine later to see the lights. Simon told Jeff : "I want to go to Eat Augustine with Mom, Grandma, Aunt Shannon, and all those other guys." I guess Jeff is just an "other guy". Haha!

Simon kept calling Jeff a "turkey bare bottom". I have no idea what that means, but I'm stealing it.

Have a great Sunday!

What's a 'cup of cheer'?

Good morning! It's been a busy couple of weeks, with some fun things coming up. Simon can't wait to go to the Christmas Boat Parade. Apparently, all the boats are decorated with Christmas lights. We're both very excited and happy to be going with a good friend. Here's what Simon has been up to lately:

I told Simon that he gets to go to the "big people church" with us on Christmas Eve. He got very excited and said, "Is it a Disney castle!?!"

Simon has decided that Jeff and I are part of his army, one that he has created to defeat whatever his imagination dreams up. Today he said, "Mom, you have to say 'yes, sir' when I say 'get those pesky turtles!'. Okay?"

Jeff read Simon the story of Esther in his kid Bible. I asked Simon what he had learned about (I do that every day) and he said, "The bad guy and the girl that was wearing a blue thing and was a good guy."
Hahaha! At least he knows his colors.

Simon was playing with some craft sticks (basically, they're colored popsicle sticks). He said, "I made a cross, see?"
Me: "You did."
Simon: "Like Jesus died on."
Me: "What happened three days later?"
Simon: "He came back from dying."
Me: "Do you know why?"
Simon: "Because he loves me!"
I'm so proud.

Simon (singing): "Have a holly, jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year. I don't know where is the snow but have a cup of- Mom, what's a cup of cheer?"

Simon: "I don't like your nose."
Me: "Simon, that's mean. You hurt my feelings."
Simon: "It's not because of your fault. God made it."

Simon: "I'm Flash Robin so I have to wear Dad's helmet and ride a dirt bike and defeat all the bad guys and eat my candy kissed right now."
Me: "It's too early for candy."
Simon: "But Flash Robin has to have some for energy!"

Simon: "The turtles defeated me! It cannot be!" He whispered to me, "I'm the bad guy so I always get in trouble."

Simon: "My emotion is kind of  excited today."

Enjoy your weekend!

Routine Shenanigans

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I have no idea how he managed to stick his toy turtle there!

                                           

 You know, I probably shouldn't encourage him. But it's so funny!

                          

Simon signs "I love you"