What to do with itty bitty cows

Simon: "You can't pray to itty bitty cows...but you can eat them!" (insert maniacal laugh here)

Simon: "It's STILL raining!"
Me:"I know. It's really wet out there."
Simon: "Make the weather stop!"


Simon has learned the word 'yearn'. His first sentence using it: "Mom, I YEARN for a new toy robot named Megatron  and it has a camera and it defeats Darth Vader!"

Simon: "I can't eat my food! It's counterproductive 'cause I'm going to church!"
 Me: "Simon, we're going to church after you eat."
Simon: "I guess so."

It's only eight, so there will probably be more if I have the time (or inclination) to write them down. Have a wonderful Sunday!