Jeff queried, "Why do you think that?"
Simon answered, "Because Alfred doesn't do his job with much pep."
Hahaha!
Simon: "I think Christmas already happened and you didn't tell me!"
Me: "Why would you say that?"
Simon: "Look! No one is outside, talking about Christmas!"
Me: "Buddy, it's Monday. Everyone is at work."
Simon: "Exactly!"
Simon: "I'm Dictator and Tyrant ["tyrant" said as two separate words] of the Lazy Club. Do you want to join? It stands for "Lazy, Awesome, ZZZZ, and You". "
Me: "Pretty soon you'll be able to get together with some of your friends and discuss fine literature."
Simon: "And talk about books!"
Simon: "Mom, when we shop for Dad, can I explore the wonders of the mall?"
I
took Simon to McDonalds which, naturally, spawned a conversation about
quality products. Simon said, "I'm glad I got the head gear spy toy
instead of the watch. The watch looked like it was poor quality. It
probably wouldn't last two minutes in the jungle."
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