Simon is a big brother!

Simon watched Space Jam yesterday which inspired him to practice his basketball moves by chucking a ball at an imaginary hoop. This hoop looked an awful lot like my face.

Last night, Simon said to  Jeff incredulously, " You're making tea THIS late? "
Jeff had to explain that his tea doesn't have caffeine.

Simon: "When am I getting an x-ray?"
Me: "If we are ever concerned that you've broken a bone, you'd get one then. "
Simon: "That shot really hurt. I think the needle might have poked my bone. I think I need an x-ray. "