Simon, playing Lego Batman with his friend: "Come on! Eat my thunder!"
Simon: "Maybe when I grow up I'm going to use lots of money to go to
college. Then I'm going to buy a jet pack so I can go work with Dad."
I gave Simon a worksheet to practice writing numbers in Spanish. He
worked quietly for a minute, then he said, "Wait a minute! This is a
kindergarten worksheet! I'm a first grader! This is insulting to me!"
Simon: "Did you see me going in reverse around the table [with the
string]? Tim was going crazy! That's reverse psychology for ya."
Simon has a new favorite phrase: "Au contrair, Mom-air."
Simon: "I'm CEO of Star Wars Origami Enterprises. Incorporated."
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