Simon: "I want to sleep with my shirt off, like a man does."
Simon: "Do you want me to tell you what "expenses" is?"
Me: "Uh...okay."
Simon: "It's little things that you waste your money on."
Simon: "Mom, guess what? I'm a follower of the Lord!"
Simon: "Me and Ryland have a secret handshake."
Me: "Really? What is it?"
Simon: "I don't remember. It is secret, though."
Simon: "How can Luke and Leia be twins? They don't even have the same haircut!"
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