Experience

Simon: "What do you think?"
Me: "That...you're awesome-sauce."
Simon: "I wasn't expecting that, but okay."

Simon: "Can I do a science experience?"
I reminded him of the difference between "experience" and "experiment", then he said, "Oh. Right, right. Can I experience a science experiment?"

Simon: "I'm going to build a mop that's wetter and faster and it's going to mop whenever you want it to."
Me: "Wow! How are you going to do that?"
Simon (shrugging): "Just make it."

I gave Simon his vitamin gummy and he said, "Did you know this has nutritions in it?"