Simon keeps trying to smooch me on the mouth, saying, "I need to practice for when I get married!"
Oh dear.
We were at Target and Simon asked, "Am I paid for?"
Jeff was tickling Simon. Simon asked him, "How do I get you to stop doing that?"
Simon, after trying to blow his nose: "Can you help me? I tried to do it, but it was a disaster."
Simon: "Why is my nose blowsy?"
Me: "You have allergies, buddy."
Simon: "Oh, man! The world is out to get me!"
So dramatic.
Simon: "I'm a Lego ninja guy and I run really fast! I run 55 miles per hour!'
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