You can't stop the meat!

Simon was singing along with "You Can't Stop The Beat" from the movie Hairspray. He kept singing, "You can't stop the meat!" I like his version better.

Me: "Why are you hitting your hand?"
Simon: "It just seemed like the thing to do."

Simon was playing with his Indiana Jones Lego set and I just heard him say, "No time for love, Dr. Jones."

Simon said to me this morning: "Mom, I need help with my chore" (his chore is making his bed) "because I was defeating the squid and blah, blah, blah, I lost and now it's a messy mess!"

Me: "Simon, do you want to practice writing?"
Simon: "I certainly do!"

Simon: "Mom, you're brave. Dad is brave. I'm brave, but sometimes I'm a coward."
Aren't we all?