Intelligent

Simon: "What are termites?"
Me: "They're bugs."
Simon:"Mom, did you know that termites are bugs?"
No, I had no idea. Ha ha!

Simon has been up for about an hour and has already asked me at least a hundred questions. I finally told him I don't know. He asked why and I said, "Because I don't know everything", to which he answered, "Ah, sure you do!"

Simon (sadly): "It doesn't snow out here. It only snows in Canada."

Simon was pretending he was a Transformer yesterday. Something I said made him giggle and he said, "I can't believe you made a Transformer laugh!"

Simon: "Mom, I'm intelligent. But you're intelligenter!"