Simon has some bug bites on his hand. He showed me and asked, "Am I getting leprosy?"
Simon: "Do you have girl power?"
Me: "What do you think?"
Simon: "Well, you are pretty awesome, so I think you have girl power. I can't believe it!"
Simon
just kissed my wedding ring. I asked him why and he said, "I don't
know. It's kind of like you're a queen,or something, since you're the
boss of me. You're my queen forever! At least, until you die."
Simon
is working on a puzzle of the U.S. He said, "Texas? That's where Aunt
Amber ,and Uncle Mike ,and Aunt Ashlea ,and Cousin Nathean are! We
should go there! It's only one state away, after all."
I said, "There's a lot more than one state between us,buddy."
Simon answered, "Not right now. I didn't put those pieces in yet."
Simon: "When I grow up, if you're still alive, we can all watch grown up movies together."
How old does he think I am?!?