Simon, talking to our cat: "Scamps, you amaze me. And by amaze me, I mean you make me want to laugh. "
Simon has a little journal filled with questions he can answer (I
suspect that it's intended for older children), like "What's your
favorite school subject?", and such whatnot. One of the questions is,
"What celebrity are you like?", which is a weird question anyway. Simon
asked me if I would help him spell his answer which was, "Paul
Cumberbatch. You know, the Sherlock guy."
Simon heard the song "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" at the end of the movie
Clue. He said the song should be named "Shake, Be Paranoid" since
all the characters in the movie are paranoid.
Simon: "We need to train Tim to be an attack cat."
Me: "Why? What do you want him to attack."
Simon: "Bandits."
Me: "You think there are a lot of bandits around here?"
Simon: "Well, he could protect other people too. Better safe than sorry."
