That's the rumor

Simon: "Anekah was at school today, so I made my move."
Me: "What was your move?"
Simon: "To say hi."

Simon: "Luke is in the Bible and in Star Wars!"
I had to explain that it wasn't the same Luke.

Simon: "Last night I had a dream that was kind of not pleasant."


During bath time:
Me: "Are you going to clean your arms?"
Simon: "That's the rumor."

Simon: " I can't take a nap today."
Me: "Really. Why not?"
Simon: "It's complicated. I'll explain later."

Simon: "I'm going to give you two hugs and two kisses. One is an "I love you" hug and kiss and the other is to say "I'm sorry for being naughty yesterday"."

Superbowl Antics

Simon: "Mom, why are you whispering?"
Me: "I'm not whispering, buddy. I'm losing my voice."
Simon: "You're going to be deaf!?!"
Me: "No. I'm just having a hard time talking because my throat is sore."
Simon: "You'll just have to use sign language then."

Simon: "Disciples can't be in cars. That's just silly."
Jeff: "Why is that silly?"
Simon: "There are no cars in the Bible!"
Jeff: "Buddy, the mode of transportation you use doesn't decide if you're a disciple or not. It's if you choose to follow God."
Simon: "But there were no cars!!! They just walked everywhere."
The conversation continued in this vein for about five more minutes.


Simon watched some of the Superbowl last night. He ended up dressing in his knight helmet and running around with a big blue ball, "hiking the ball".


Simon: "I didn't like Beyonce's booty-shaking move."

Me neither.

Simon: "I love you so much there are little hearts around my head."

Simon informed us that if he ever gets a little brother (he doesn't want one) he wants us to name him Flash Funworks Crump.